I'm sure most men out there have been asked by their girlfriends "Do I look fat?" and was caught flat-footed. If you say no, she would kid that you're lying, and pandemonium will open if you try to say yes. So how do we field the age-old "fat question?"
Never ever pause before answering, even for a fraction of a second. A slight pause will cause an earthquake of insecurity to run through those
her jiggly thighs(just kidding). Try responding with "Do you think I'd date a fat girl?" or "You never look fat ….You know why? Because you're not!" If you want to make sure you don't hear the question again, the next time she asks, put your hands on your own thighs, butt or stomach, whip up your most insecure look and say, "No, why? Do I look fat?" Turn her own dumb question against her.
Sometimes she would camouflage the fat question with Do these pants/skirt/shorts make my ass look fat? I suggest you press against her, plant your hands firmly on her
fat back side, and whisper that far from making her look fat, the pants/skirt/shorts make her look even hotter than she already is, so hot in fact that you must remove them right now.
I know different cultures have various ways of uniting man and woman in marriage. Some of you might think that there's only one type of marriage for every culture. However, you might be interested to know that there are actually different types of marriag
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