There are cute pickup lines, and there are pickup lines that make me want to rip a guy's throat. Either I overhear the conversation from the next table at the bar, where some
corny dude approaches a decent-looking girl, or from a domo that looks like William Hung's younger brother trying to bring a cute dame to the stage. If you ask me, I'd rather not approach a girl and give pickup lines that truly suck, such as "Your father must be a mechanic...blah blah," or "Nice shirt - can I talk you out of it?" If you want to live until the next day with your two cheeks (in your face) truly intact, be real. I mean, don't act like a goddamn pathetic idiot.
