Pickup Lines

There are cute pickup lines, and there are pickup lines that make me want to rip a guy's throat. Either I overhear the conversation from the next table at the bar, where some corny dude approaches a decent-looking girl, or from a domo that looks like William Hung's younger brother trying to bring a cute dame to the stage. If you ask me, I'd rather not approach a girl and give pickup lines that truly suck, such as "Your father must be a mechanic...blah blah," or "Nice shirt - can I talk you out of it?" If you want to live until the next day with your two cheeks (in your face) truly intact, be real. I mean, don't act like a goddamn pathetic idiot.

So how does a guy change from a nice-looking club hopper or exec to an asshole with a blotchy face overnight? Before you get slapped or worse, beaten like there's no tomorrow, make sure you know what's funny or what's not. Believe me, a pickup line only works when it's too comic to be noticed coming from a desperate creep. Make it appear natural, as though you were just trying to have fun in a cool way. Girls do it, too, and it pays to know what makes them tick. So you're staring at her boobs, but you aren't really aware how she's been looking at you behind your back.

You walk past her (the girl can do this, too) and say "Excuse me, but did you just touch my ass?" The girl may react violently, or simply ignore it. She may also stare at you as if you're losing your noggin. If she says "No" give her a dimpled grin and say "Damn!". Now, experiment with this simple question, anytime you walk inside a bar and sit beside a lady or a guy. Say "What's wrong with you?" This should definitely be a great way to break the ice, if not your arm. It will probably force the girl to rethink her plans for one night, because she just met a dork looking to get laid.

Among all the means of expressing true romantic feelings, the love letter would have to be the most classic of all. Most people find it very difficult to write a love letter, but I always tell myself that deeds do not have to great but just have to be sincere. Start writing your love letter by listing on a separate page the main points you want to get across, which includes the things that struck you the most like her physical beauty or moments that you shared together when she convinced you to dance in the rain with everyone watching like you were insane.

Writing a draft first always helps to ensure that your final version will be flawless. Aim for coherence and grammar by using a dictionary so she will know that you took the time to write it. When you are done writing your love letter, you can add some finishing touches like a card from a gift shop or you can make something on your own. Handwritten love letters are more personal and conveys the personal nature of what you have written. Writing a love letter is not that easy, but can be very rewarding and is definitely priceless.

Alpha Male is what you call a man are considered to be socially superior, more desirable, basically the ones who command the respect of men and women alike. But there are those guys who just aren't natural leaders, dominate, or aggressive and whose innate personality and disposition wouldn't make them fit that description of an "alpha male"... no matter what they try to do. But fear not because there is another way that any "beta" male can be an authentic alpha male.

Even though you are not the "center of all attention" kind of guy for not looking like a movie star, you can make people listen and respect you by radiating strength and positivism. This comes from being so secure and confident with who he is and being genuine, real, and authentic. People can't help but to respect men who has respect for others. Women are drawn to men who don't need to challenge other men for people's acceptance because he is very much confident with himself. The bottom line is be true to yourself and stop trying to be the Greek god type of man. Women are attracted, impressed, and respect men who practice being more like themselves.

Honestly, I have no idea why handsome, burly men with those to die for abs end up looking moronic in front of me whenever their mouths blurt out the dumbest words my bionic ears ever heard. I hate pick up line and the guys who used them. "Do you have a map?, cause I keep getting lost in your eyes." If I only have a license to kill, I'll murder the first guy who'll say this to me.

Sheesh! Men who use lines just to get a girls attention is pathetic, loser and vile. What do you think of girls, pets? Literally, pick up lines are made to get JUST any girl in town for the sake of having a girlfriend. But mind you guys, there are better methods, and I really mean better, that you can do to have and not just pick a girl. First is you should take care of yourself and mind your personal hygiene. Puhleez, even for the cutest guy, dirty toes would lower their confidence points to zero.

Another is that they should practice communicating normally. Women love men who have the gift of the gab. I'm not suggesting that you'll be very talkative ending up blabbering nonsense gibberish. What I mean is that you should be simply conversational. Knowing the current events, not showbiz news, the latest technology like the wireless broadband Internet and some new ideas would the trick. You should also start rummaging your home library and home theater. A sophisticated lady loves reading quality books and blockbuster movies. So you featherbrained son of Adam, start doing these steps now or say goodbye to good girls who abhor pick up lines.

"What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?" Girls, ever heard of this one? Maybe in social pubs or restaurants? If you have, then you have to know that this is not just an ordinary question. It's a pick-up line.

That's right. Sounds stupid, right? Actually, I have no idea why some guys would choose that particular pick-up line when it comes to approaching girls. This is just a thought, but perhaps they want to pay the girl a compliment by telling her she's nice. The thing is, the person responsible for this line adds in the latter part a negative aspect of himself. Why the hell would you want to label yourself as a loser, anyway? To the girl?! Outrageous. That would immediately stop the rapport and conversation. IF it has started already.

For the information of some morons out there, girls AND women want confidence from their men. They don't want to deal with other stupids who they would probably find in their own office work areas, anyway. So, the next time you go out and decide to be all smooth and suave on the ladies, ditch this line and just be natural.

No, I am not talking about that cheesy and irrelevant pickup line. I mean, who would ever want to go out with someone whom people think or consider like your relative? That is so uncool.

What I am actually trying to say is that some people use certain statements or questions that sound so 'normal' or rather, ordinary that you would not even think of it as a pickup line in the first place. Perhaps, experts in the romance arena would know instantly, but not those who are still trying their luck in the dating scene. Take, for example, "Do I know you?" This is SO a pick-up line, especially nowadays where men seem to just run out of things to say. I, for one, have been a victim countless times, in fact, of this particular line.

The venue where those words are uttered really does not matter -- it can be in night bars, fancy dinner restaurants, or lively concerts. In my opinion, men say "Do I know you?" as an attention-grabbing statement. This makes perfect sense because it sounds so... innocent, so there's-no-ulterior-motive-behind-these-words. A woman's response gives them an opening wherein they can ask more probing questions. There's no reason to get freaked out if the person is really a long-time friend, but when a total stranger comes up to you with this line, at least, you'll know what's up.

Internet sites are great tools in finding dates. I personally met one of the most wonderful human beings in the world through an internet friend networking and search engine. Online dating can lead to actual dating.

If this doesn't work for you, try your chances on going to places that are not usually the choice of other women or men to go to meet potential dates.

Try the supermarket, most men and women who go there to get some groceries are young, single professionals who live alone, that is why they do their groceries themselves. Practice a little flirting over the shampoo section. Say "Hey, miss. Is that the shampoo you use? Why don't you advertise it? You'd make a great commercial model for it."

Try going to fastfood chains. Try looking for a hot girl or guy eating by herself/himself, ask him/her "Can I buy you an extra burger?" or "Do you want me to refill that drink for you?"

Try going to the banks, find a man or woman that is not wearing a ring on 'that' finger. Approach and say something like, "Hi, there. Want to deposit something else in me?"

Just remember, your pick-up lines will immediately tell your intentions for a person so use one very carefully. It might be the start or end of your conquest for a date.

Men usually are asking themselves, what is the most effective opening line to get the attention of a woman? To impress the girl they like, they come up with the cheesiest lines that just serve as a turn-off rather than a turn-on. Some examples of these are "Is your dad a thief, because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes" or "Is your dad a baker because you got a nice set of buns." It’s so cheesy, right?

According to recent studies, the best line he can say to a woman is just Hi. Of course, he should accompany it with his dazzling smile or sometimes a handshake. Chances are, she will notice him more. When he meets her in a club, he can also follow his hello with a compliment on the band. This is the best way to start a converstaion. However, the most important thing to remember is to be true to himself.

Women, are as a whole, are tired of men using cheesy pickup lines. It doesn't matter how cute it sounds, if it sounds forced, or out of the blue, it just won't work. How then, is a guy going to nab a girl without resorting to terrible one-liners?

Here's a secret: Look at where you both are. If you're in a record store, make a comment (not a nasty one, to be sure!) about the music she's into. The environment you're in will play a large part in how you'll be able to snag this girl.

And, of course, treat them with respect. Nobody likes a boor who can't treat others with due respect. Coming on too strong will only push them away.

Lastly, be confident. Confidence is the best indicator that you're worth anyone's while, and this isn't limited to just potential dates.

Saying a pickup line gets all the bad rap. We often hear all sorts of dating horror stories regarding pickup lines. From the fairly lame to the outright offensive, pickup lines have been demonized as the loser's way to meet potential dates.

But the fact of the matter is, pickup lines are a good way to meet people. You just have to be good at saying them, and be a big enough man to walk away with your dignity intact if they fail.

Saying a potentially corny pickup line to a girl takes confidence and aplomb.You have to say them with enough sincerity to make sure they won't think you're a jerk, but not too seriously so they won't think you're a psycho. Like I said, skill and aplomb.

Think you're up to it? Then good luck, big guy. You're gonna need it.